{"id":2213,"date":"2010-07-07T23:12:05","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T04:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2018-12-12T19:21:39","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T00:21:39","slug":"if-i-were-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"If I Were Not&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"> \r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/wp-content\/gallery\/capstones\/barrister.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/barrister.png\" alt=\"a barrister\"\/><\/a><br\/><span style=\"color:#cc6666\"><strong>If I were not before the bar&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><br\/>\r\nSomething else I&#8217;d like to be<br\/>\r\nIf I were not a barr-is-ter<br\/>\r\nAn engine driver me!<br\/>\r\nWith a chuff chuff chuff<br\/><br\/>\r\n<b>&#8220;Inspecter Dim&#8217;s Song.&#8221; Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus.<\/b><br\/><br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\nI&#8217;m shocked I completed this before 3 am. I just noticed how bizarrely short and disproportionate I made him. Not that I normally draw humans proportional. <br\/><br\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If I were not before the bar&#8230; Something else I&#8217;d like to be If I were not a barr-is-ter An engine driver me! With a chuff chuff chuff &#8220;Inspecter Dim&#8217;s Song.&#8221; Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus. I&#8217;m shocked I completed this before 3 am. I just noticed how bizarrely short and disproportionate I made him. Not [&hellip;]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[392,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7380,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions\/7380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moon-gem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}