In the majority of blogs I read the authors include information about what type of skincare products and makeup they use. Unfortunately, I’m a completely goblinesque troll who looks incredibly shitty in makeup and cannot tame my skin with anything.

I don’t say this for pity just to explain why I have no tips or information about what I use. I have no expertise in these fields.

I imagine that some point in middle school, a day when I was sick, they took all the girls aside and explained how to look presentable. Applying makeup, proper skincare, and haircare were all explained in one succinct lesson. Upon returning to school the following day no one mentioned this lesson to me because my friends assumed I wouldn’t care.

Or, maybe all this information can be found in the magazines that girls my age read. I don’t really know. I once asked a friend about how she learned all of her makeup skills and she just gave me an odd look. Maybe it is a secret.